I was "tagged" by fellow writer Jan Parrish http://janparrish.blogspot.com to list 10 things you will never hear me say. I use the expression "never say never" on a regular basis, so this is a hard list for me to write, but here it goes:
1. No thank you, I don't eat dessert.
2. Thank you for offering to baby sit for free, but I'd rather pay you.
3. I don't do vacations.
4. Please drop by any time, my house is always clean and ready for unexpected visitors.
5. Is there a game on TV tonight, honey?
6. I would love to mow the yard.
7. Ah shucks, I'm all done ironing!
8. I don't feel like writing so I think I'll read over my insurance policy instead.
9. Could you please take a little longer with my oil change because I really enjoy sitting in your waiting room?
10. Kids, will you please come keep me company in the bathroom?
Lol. I remember the never having a moment alone. Seasons. This too will pass. LOL. I endorse the ironing one.
ReplyDeleteROTFLOL!!! Okay, I have a pulled oblique muscle, and laughing hurts, but this was hysterical and worth the pain.
ReplyDeleteHappy Labor Day! You've been tagged.
ReplyDeleteI love this! I'm going to ask some friends to do a list, then I'm going to do one, too--
ReplyDelete(aren't you glad that a good sense of humor runs in our family? it always seems to get us through the rough times!)